1 00:00:05,539 --> 00:00:09,052 Did you know it was Our third anniversary? 2 00:00:09,076 --> 00:00:10,887 Pardon me? 3 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:12,555 It was three years ago today 4 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:15,213 You, me, wojo, and barney Began working together. 5 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:19,595 We were already here. 6 00:00:19,619 --> 00:00:22,498 Yeah, right. 7 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:25,001 I guess there's no reason You should really give a damn. 8 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:28,727 I only mention it because it Means a little to me, that's all. 9 00:00:37,237 --> 00:00:39,815 Arthur, look, uh, actually, 10 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:41,817 I'm really glad you Remembered, man, 11 00:00:41,841 --> 00:00:43,819 'cause all in all, 12 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:46,356 I've really enjoyed the three Years we've had together. 13 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,892 - yeah, well, same here. - hey. 14 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:50,393 I didn't get you nothing. 15 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:52,217 It's all right. 16 00:00:57,958 --> 00:00:59,836 Here. 17 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:01,338 - here, what? - here they are. 18 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:04,341 Manpower reports, Overtime requests. 19 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:06,042 Thank you, zatelli. 20 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,066 Sure. 21 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:10,146 You know, zatelli, 22 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:12,749 Attitude is one of the Most important factors 23 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:14,417 Affecting career advancement. 24 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:15,585 I heard that. 25 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:18,120 Look, I know it can get Discouraging down there. 26 00:01:18,144 --> 00:01:21,023 But, you know, it wasn't that Long ago I was in uniform... 27 00:01:21,047 --> 00:01:23,560 Bringing up the mail, Doing the typing, the filing, 28 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,295 And all the other dirty work. 29 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,096 Yeah, it was yesterday. 30 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,498 See? 31 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:31,523 I'll bring up the mail The second it gets here. 32 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:36,205 Inside. 33 00:01:36,229 --> 00:01:39,742 That kind of place Deserves to be robbed. 34 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,244 We're real grateful. 35 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:43,079 What'd he do? 36 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,315 Stuck up one of those Adult bookstores 37 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:46,983 Over on 2nd avenue. 38 00:01:47,007 --> 00:01:50,353 "Adult"? All them Books are filthy. 39 00:01:50,377 --> 00:01:53,055 Well, they may have Some redeeming value. 40 00:01:53,079 --> 00:01:56,359 What are you talking About? You can't hock them. 41 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:58,283 Wanna get him outta here? 42 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:01,386 Sit down. Come on, come on. 43 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,405 Hi. 44 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:13,510 Why, lieutenant. What A delightful surprise. 45 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:16,412 Barn, shall I put The bribes away? 46 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:18,014 Okay. 47 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:19,749 I like a good sense of humor. 48 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:21,918 Well, scanlon, what brings Internal affairs around? 49 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:25,087 No, no, no. That's what I Really like about you guys. 50 00:02:25,111 --> 00:02:28,091 I mean, you're a very Tight group, very funny. 51 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:30,426 Oh, is this a social visit? 52 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:32,162 See you in the office. 53 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:43,974 Uh, captain? 54 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:45,976 Got a disturbance at Siegels department store. 55 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,810 Uh, you and harris. 56 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,334 Okay. 57 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:52,749 Hey, dietrich. Whoa, whoa, wait. 58 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:55,451 What do you... What Do you think he wants? 59 00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:57,052 Don't worry about it. 60 00:02:57,076 --> 00:02:58,821 Don't worry about it? 61 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:02,292 Hey, I'm the guy who Always has to go in there 62 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:03,793 And explain something. 63 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:05,262 I got to go now. 64 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:08,932 I mean, I go in there, I think I'm never gonna come out. 65 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:11,823 If I don't see you again, Happy anniversary. 66 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:30,346 "And I have been assigned To the 12th precinct 67 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:32,281 "For the last several years, 68 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:33,750 "During which period 69 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:37,608 "My homosexuality Has gone undetected. 70 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:41,825 "I am now revealing my existence 71 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:44,827 "So you will know that There is at least one of us 72 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:47,931 "On the new york police Force who is doing his job 73 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,666 "And functioning Productively and healthily, 74 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:52,568 "As captain miller would verify 75 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:55,038 "If he were aware Of the situation. 76 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:58,441 "I would like to be able to Sign my name to this letter, 77 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:02,512 But at this point, I feel That it would be unwise." 78 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:05,837 And then... He doesn't sign it. 79 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:09,674 That's too bad. 80 00:05:10,777 --> 00:05:12,255 Knowing the, uh... 81 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:16,159 Close relationship you Enjoy with all your men, 82 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:18,861 I thought you might Be able to, well, 83 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:22,932 Give me a hand in identifying The party in question. 84 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:24,367 If I'm not mistaken, 85 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:28,604 Municipal policy guarantees Equal opportunity to everyone, 86 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:30,506 Regardless of sexual preference. 87 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:33,609 The department Agrees with all of that. 88 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:35,578 We just want to Get a better idea 89 00:05:35,602 --> 00:05:38,281 As to whether or not The situation is widespread 90 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:41,672 Or just some isolated pervert. 91 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:47,190 There'll be no Disciplinary action taken. 92 00:05:47,214 --> 00:05:50,560 Department still feels that What a cop does on his own time 93 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:53,329 Is his own business. 94 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,799 Then why are you So eager to find him? 95 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:58,356 So I can tell him that. 96 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:07,577 Listen, the handcuffs Really aren't necessary. 97 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:09,601 They're new. I'm Like a kid with them. 98 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:13,450 Harris: uh, barn? 99 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:16,786 This is george alsop. He went amok in siegel's. 100 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:18,821 Somebody had to do something. 101 00:06:18,845 --> 00:06:20,923 Everywhere you go, it's there, 102 00:06:20,947 --> 00:06:24,582 Infesting your will, Destroying your mind. 103 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:29,432 My second guess. 104 00:06:29,456 --> 00:06:31,734 Broke into the room Where the music comes from. 105 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:34,470 When we got there, he was going At a tape recorder with an ax. 106 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:36,539 Ax? Where'd he get an ax? 107 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,974 Hardware. 108 00:06:38,998 --> 00:06:41,511 I take it siegel's is Pressing charges? 109 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:43,546 No, they were only Leasing the equipment. 110 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,848 But the company is. 111 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:47,650 Actually, it's not the Company's property. 112 00:06:47,674 --> 00:06:48,884 It's their competitor. 113 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:51,121 Yeah, it was the Automated moods, inc. 114 00:06:51,145 --> 00:06:53,055 They're sending somebody down. 115 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,890 I couldn't take it anymore. 116 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:59,962 All day, all those Mind-numbing, syrupy melodies... 117 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:02,164 "The sound of music," 118 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:03,566 "Mona lisa." 119 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:06,569 "Whistle while you work." 120 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:09,071 You know, in that Elevator of theirs, 121 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,908 They have been playing "You light up my life" 122 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,743 For the last two years! 123 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,745 Cruel, I agree. 124 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:18,180 But that does not Justify your actions. 125 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:20,516 Wait a minute... Show him the article. 126 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:23,375 Oh, he was carrying This clipping. 127 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:27,623 "Music hath charms." 128 00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:29,859 You see, what they are doing now 129 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:32,462 Is taking little Subliminal messages 130 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:34,930 And putting them Under the music. 131 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,866 "Buy more." "Be honest." 132 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,468 "Don't steal." 133 00:07:38,492 --> 00:07:39,924 I never heard that. 134 00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:44,474 This is all very Fascinating, mr. Alsop, 135 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:46,676 But I'm afraid we're Gonna have to hold you. 136 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:47,843 If you just have a... 137 00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:49,245 No, no, no... You Don't understand. 138 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:51,514 They are trying to take Control of our minds. 139 00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:53,683 If you'll just have a seat At sergeant dietrich's desk. 140 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:55,585 They're trying to rob Us of our free will, 141 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:56,686 Freedom of choice! 142 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:58,287 All of that will Be in the statement, 143 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,822 But there's other Information we need, 144 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:02,057 And if you'll just sit at Sergeant dietrich's desk... 145 00:08:02,081 --> 00:08:03,841 - sit. - he'll be glad... 146 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:08,665 Captain, shall we begin? 147 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:11,300 Uh, yeah, sure. 148 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:14,036 Uh, gentlemen... 149 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:17,139 Lieutenant scanlon is going To be holding informal meetings 150 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,374 With each of you. 151 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:19,463 About what? 152 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:24,814 About a matter best Dealt with individually. 153 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,470 About what? 154 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:30,119 What the captain Is trying to get out 155 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:32,021 Is that we have here in the 12th 156 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:33,978 An officer who has a special... 157 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:37,827 Affectional preference. 158 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,429 What do you mean, "Affectional preference"? 159 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:43,699 In favor of boys. 160 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:47,236 Are you saying one Of us here is... Is gay? 161 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,839 Yeah. 162 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,908 That's disgusting! 163 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:53,675 Shut up, litke. 164 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,677 I wondered why You were so rough. 165 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:57,101 I said shut up! 166 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,106 Let's talk. 167 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:20,637 Levitt still in there? 168 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:21,661 Yeah. 169 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:27,977 Hmm. He's been in there Almost 20 minutes, huh? 170 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,800 You were in there for 30. 171 00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:32,982 Was I? 172 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,317 Yeah. Well, I... 173 00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:37,386 Just happened to Glance at my watch. 174 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,410 Oh. 175 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:58,196 Trying to put a dent in These crime statistics. 176 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,300 What a day, huh? 177 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:06,170 Yeah. 178 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,454 What's the matter? You look confused. 179 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:13,622 Well... 180 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:16,392 You guys think maybe Somebody else sent the letter 181 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,327 To get internal Affairs on our backs... 182 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:19,929 You know, like Some kind of joke? 183 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,998 Oh, yeah. Very amusing. 184 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:26,736 I mean, if there was somebody, We work with him every day. 185 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,637 How could he hide it? 186 00:10:28,661 --> 00:10:30,572 In fact, most homosexuals 187 00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:34,043 Exhibit no pronounced Effeminate characteristics. 188 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,411 And if they do have them, 189 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,547 They can successfully Conceal them 190 00:10:37,571 --> 00:10:40,037 When in the so-called Straight community. 191 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:43,041 I guess so. 192 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,336 Is scanlon still here? 193 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,327 No, he went downstairs to Check on some of the uniforms. 194 00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:13,049 Is there a question You'd like to ask me? 195 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,616 Uh, no. 196 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:15,640 No. 197 00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:23,392 Is there a question You'd like to ask me? 198 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,194 Maybe later. 199 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:26,729 I may not be here later. 200 00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:29,086 It doesn't matter. It's rhetorical. 201 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,025 Hi. 202 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,541 I got the litke report done. 203 00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:40,899 Oh, thank you. 204 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:49,719 Whoever it is Should, uh... Speak up. 205 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:53,956 Any speculation in that area Is only gonna create trouble. 206 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:56,358 It can't be harris. 207 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:57,749 Wojo! 208 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:02,431 It is none of your business! 209 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:05,200 Why, it sure is. 210 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,069 We work together. 211 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:09,638 And that means that You have to know 212 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:13,597 Every little personal detail In everyone's private lives? 213 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,180 Within reason. 214 00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:21,939 Uh, I don't think You really want to. 215 00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:26,544 Why not? 216 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:32,283 Because it could Be, uh... Disillusioning. 217 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:40,770 I mean, I may have Some personal quirks, 218 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:43,705 Little preferences, Which if you knew about, 219 00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:46,341 Might surprise you Or even shock you. 220 00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:48,811 But the point is, whether You're privy to them or not, 221 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:50,580 We are capable of Working together 222 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:52,170 Closely and effectively. 223 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:57,753 What kind of quirks? 224 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,721 I think you missed The point, wojo. 225 00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:02,625 No, I didn't miss the point. I Understand what you're saying. 226 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:07,251 I mean... You Piqued my curiosity. 227 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:09,731 So? 228 00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:11,956 You got piqued curiosity. 229 00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:18,663 It's nothing disgusting? 230 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:22,266 Not to me. 231 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,218 Mail call! 232 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,485 Harris? 233 00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:32,269 - yeah. - nothing for you. 234 00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:34,924 Dietrich. 235 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:37,259 Wojciehowicz. 236 00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:40,262 Uh, captain miller. 237 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:41,496 I'll take those. 238 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,222 No problem. Got to sign for it. 239 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:49,972 Afternoon mail, sir. 240 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,362 Ah, zatelli. 241 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,510 Thank you. 242 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:55,633 Yes, sir. 243 00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:02,751 Everything okay downstairs? 244 00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,342 Yes, sir. 245 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:18,889 Yes, sir. 246 00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:24,161 Have you spoken to Lieutenant scanlon? 247 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,832 We chatted. 248 00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:33,182 I take it you Didn't, uh... No, sir. 249 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,585 Why me? 250 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,153 I had to trust somebody. 251 00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:40,623 I mean, levitt is Always speaking of you 252 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:43,892 In the highest terms... Fair, Honest, compassionate... 253 00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:45,494 A little picayune. 254 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,630 Picayune? 255 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,432 That's what levitt says. 256 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:51,121 I ain't noticed it, sir. 257 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,770 Zatelli... 258 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:57,773 Zatelli, certainly You can appreciate 259 00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:01,176 That regulations Require that I report... 260 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,700 You're gonna? 261 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,584 Zatelli, just the fact That you wrote that letter 262 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,152 Makes me feel that... 263 00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:12,454 You're unhappy with The present situation. 264 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,190 You would like to come forward. 265 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,524 I want to, but I do, 266 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,859 And they slap me with an Automatic psychiatric, right? 267 00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:19,661 There's no disciplinary action. 268 00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:22,398 But it's still on my record. 269 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,701 Damn it, zatelli, you started Something with that damn letter! 270 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:28,726 Now, you're gonna have to Make a commitment to finish it! 271 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,474 I don't know, captain. 272 00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:35,065 I mean, I really don't know. 273 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,870 Well, listen, zatelli, maybe... 274 00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:46,655 Maybe being gay and a cop is An insurmountable problem. 275 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:47,956 I don't believe that, sir. 276 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:49,691 I don't know. Think about it. 277 00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,727 I mean, there are many instances 278 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,662 That come up during the day... 279 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:56,132 Interrogation of Prisoners, searches... 280 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:59,635 Where that might present Somewhat of a conflict. 281 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:02,571 Maybe you're just Unfit to be a policeman. 282 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,040 I'm a good cop, sir. 283 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,907 Then you should be Able to stand up there 284 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:08,210 And say with pride And with dignity 285 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,212 "I am a homosexual," 286 00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:12,437 Just as I can stand Here and say... 287 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:14,805 I'm not. 288 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,312 You'd think so. 289 00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:32,200 They told me downstairs To see captain miller. 290 00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:33,802 They did? 291 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:38,307 I'm jack corwin, Automated moods, inc. 292 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,875 Oh. 293 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,443 The music man. 294 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,948 Uh, excuse me. Just a second. 295 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:49,084 I'll see if... 296 00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:57,715 Hey! Shut up! 297 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,531 Yes. 298 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:03,999 Thank you, zatelli. 299 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,103 Uh, barn, the man from Automated moods is here, 300 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,737 Mr. Jack corwin. 301 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,429 Has no sense of humor. 302 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:16,745 Mr. Corwin. I'm captain miller. 303 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:20,081 Why would anyone Do such a thing? 304 00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:23,785 Look at him... He's like a robot. 305 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:28,757 Seems mr. Alsop has taken a Serious dislike to your music. 306 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:31,427 But the whole Purpose of our system 307 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,029 Is to improve the Quality of life, 308 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,099 To cheer, to soothe, and relax, 309 00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:41,158 To make everything So much more pleasant. 310 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,541 I take it you are Pressing charges? 311 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,010 You bet. 312 00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:50,979 Mr. Alsop destroyed over $1,300 worth of stereo equipment 313 00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,314 And cassettes. 314 00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:54,049 Well, I got a couple Charges of my own. 315 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,617 What's he talking about? 316 00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:58,087 Mind control. Mass fraud. 317 00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:01,924 I believe what Mr. Alsop is referring to 318 00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,493 Is this article which says 319 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:07,963 That you people have been Inserting subliminal messages 320 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,464 Under your music. 321 00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:13,868 Actually, that wasn't Meant to be publicized. 322 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:18,206 I mean, it sort of spoils The whole point of it. 323 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:19,942 I'd say. 324 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,911 It's the one thing You people can't take... 325 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,646 The light of day. 326 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:26,414 Well, as soon as people Find out what you're up to, 327 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,616 They're gonna stop you, 328 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,752 Along with the rest Of your fascist ilk. 329 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,442 I don't dislike you, mr. Alsop. 330 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,824 Believe me, 331 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:38,827 We're not trying to take Over people's minds, captain... 332 00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:42,130 Just give them some Common-sense guidelines, 333 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,632 A few helpful hints. 334 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:47,937 The ftc refers to it as "Unfair trade practices." 335 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,005 Yeah, wait till they Hear that in court. 336 00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:52,140 Court? 337 00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:54,576 Can he bring this All up in court? 338 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,034 It's his trial. 339 00:18:58,404 --> 00:19:00,749 May I use your phone? 340 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,106 Be my guest. 341 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,914 I'm back. 342 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,461 Your office? 343 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:14,651 Certainly is. 344 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,226 Have a seat. 345 00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:27,297 Now, look... 346 00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,182 I don't want to know who it is. 347 00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:37,107 I just want to know If you know who it is. 348 00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:41,657 I may have my suspicions. 349 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,126 So then you can tell me. 350 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:47,062 The man has chosen To remain anonymous. 351 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,696 I want to hear that from him. 352 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,399 Scanlon... Who is it? 353 00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:53,902 Lieutenant, this Entire conversation 354 00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,638 Is becoming redundant. 355 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:58,340 Look, miller, I am not Out to hang the guy. 356 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,809 This, uh... Thing of his, 357 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,933 It's not my cup of tea, but... 358 00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,581 I can understand it. 359 00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:09,284 That's very broad-minded of you. 360 00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:14,857 What I mean is that being a Cop is like being in the army 361 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,325 Or being in prison. 362 00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:19,127 It's all guys. 363 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:24,433 I mean, working side by Side, dressing together, 364 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:27,670 Showering together, All-night stakeouts. 365 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,037 True. 366 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:32,374 And then after spending The whole day with hookers 367 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,443 And the other Dregs of femininity, 368 00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:39,603 A fresh, clean Cop all in blue... 369 00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,606 Might not look so bad. 370 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,656 You know what I mean? 371 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,780 Not at all. 372 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:54,729 Oh, my sentiments exactly. 373 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,298 Uh-huh. 374 00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:57,866 Uh-huh. 375 00:20:57,890 --> 00:21:00,135 I agree completely. 376 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:01,391 Uh-huh. 377 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,339 Captain miller? 378 00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:06,208 Uh-huh? 379 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:10,145 I've just spoken with my Superiors, and we agree... 380 00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:11,814 Inasmuch as mr. Alsop 381 00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:14,816 Is obviously a very Disturbed person, 382 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:19,755 Pursuing this matter is really Not in anyone's best interest. 383 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,790 Uh, what about the 1,300 bucks? 384 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,159 We're going to eat that. 385 00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:25,761 Up to you. 386 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,896 Dietrich, you want to Turn mr. Alsop loose? 387 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,432 We're gonna need your Signature on a few forms. 388 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,722 Detective harris will Be glad to help you. 389 00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:40,208 Well, I guess I'll be going. 390 00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:41,877 So soon? 391 00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:43,779 I just want to say this... 392 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,814 If anybody ever gets the idea 393 00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:49,885 That they want to unburden Themselves on a sympathetic ear, 394 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:54,145 I'm available... A Phone call away. 395 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:58,860 Well... 396 00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:00,662 Good-bye, captain. 397 00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:01,686 Lieutenant. 398 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:14,409 You know, we've never been Very fond of each other, 399 00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:19,314 But I've gained a Grudging respect for you. 400 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:24,719 I mean, as a cop... And as a person. 401 00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:26,821 I'd just kind of Maybe like to feel 402 00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:29,079 That that feeling was mutual. 403 00:22:30,249 --> 00:22:31,715 It's not. 404 00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:35,685 I was only kidding. 405 00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:47,475 Oh, I was over taking Litke to the tombs. 406 00:22:47,499 --> 00:22:48,499 Oh. 407 00:22:52,804 --> 00:22:53,882 Hey. 408 00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:55,884 Hey. 409 00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:57,828 - levitt: woj. 410 00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:01,857 You just love That tea, don't you? 411 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,525 Yeah. 412 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:04,549 And honey. 413 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:11,599 You know, I guess it's Not that, uh, strange, 414 00:23:11,623 --> 00:23:13,735 A gay cop. 415 00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:16,238 Eh. 416 00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:19,674 I mean, I know it's not you. 417 00:23:20,999 --> 00:23:22,544 But if it was, it Wouldn't matter. 418 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:23,568 Man... 419 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:28,416 I mean, I mean it. It Shouldn't be important. 420 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,952 Right. 421 00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:33,088 I mean that for everybody... You know, dietrich, levitt... 422 00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:35,924 Wojo... You too, barn. 423 00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:38,627 Thank you. And I Echo your sentiments, 424 00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:42,030 And I know I shouldn't Even have to say this. 425 00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:43,531 I know it shouldn't matter, 426 00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:46,434 But since I'm already Dealing with the situation, 427 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,237 As a point of information, 428 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:51,306 It is not directly relevant To anyone in this room. 429 00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:52,596 Is that clear? 430 00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:55,510 What I'm saying? 431 00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:56,544 - sure, barn. - yeah. 432 00:23:56,568 --> 00:23:57,679 All right. Fine. 433 00:23:57,703 --> 00:23:59,347 Now we can turn our attention 434 00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:01,416 To the more mundane Problems of the day, 435 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,387 Such as "Will I finish my Arrest reports before 6:00?" 436 00:24:05,411 --> 00:24:08,156 "Have I completed my filing?" 437 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,358 I've asked myself that. 438 00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:12,627 Weren't you gonna work up Those crime statistics for me? 439 00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:14,129 Yes, sir. 440 00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:16,631 Did you want these Categorized by date and type? 441 00:24:16,655 --> 00:24:18,575 - if you don't mind. - thank you. 442 00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:23,127 Unless you feel I'm Being too picayune.